I proposed… A service agreement to a client.
Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.
“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.
Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.
1: Want to grab lunch? 2: Can’t, Gotta return RedBox DVD’s. PGP.
Panicking whenever your girlfriend doesn’t want to drink, because maybe she’s pregnant. PGP.
Realizing you should have waited until after your 4th of July party to buy new furniture. PGP.
Considering stealing some copper. Not to buy meth, but to buy wedding gifts. PGP.
If only I could take my job as seriously as charity golf tournaments. PGP.