Phillipspdt

Another 20-something who is married to his job.

Member Since 06/18/2013

I think my neighbors are swingers, but I’m afraid to ask because it might just be Amway. PGP.

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I had a nightmare that my company hired Terry Tate. PGP.

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Sometimes I wake up in the morning, look at myself in the mirror and say, “As little as possible.” PGP.

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I don’t consider myself a morning person, I’m more of a happy hour person.

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Tore my meniscus playing softball. Doc either said, “You’re degenerating,” or “You’re a degenerate.” Either way, he’s right. PGP.

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My biggest fear is ending up like my older coworkers.

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Realizing you may have peaked in college.

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Attempting to hole punch more pieces of paper than the hole puncher can handle now gives me an adrenaline rush. PGP.

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Having no idea if your fart was loud because you’re wearing headphones. PGP.

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Endorsing yourself when a coworker forgets to log off LinkedIn. PGP.

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