Needing to switch to a new bank but being too lazy to because all your bills already auto-debit out of your current account. PGP.

I forgot to CC you on that. PGP.

18 pack of natty, or a 6 pack of craft beer? PGP.

Being the 3rd wheel. PGP.

Can’t look at my Instagram in public because I follow a bunch of swimsuit models. PGP.

“Can we just sleep tonight?” PGP.

“Excuse the mess.” PGP.

Just cleared over a thousand unread emails out of my Gmail inbox. Roughly 11 of them were important. PGP.

Doing things in moderation. PGP.

My mom still leaves me voicemails where she states the time and date. PGP.