I don’t remember anything from college. PGP.

The walk of shame back to my office after being in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes or so. PGP.

NyQuil: because Ambien is too expensive. PGP.

Thinking “I can still get 6 hours if I fall asleep now… 5 hours… 4 hours… Fuck.” PGP.

Constantly reassuring yourself how young you still are. PGP.

“This doesn’t leave the room…” conversations. PGP.

Staying late until traffic dies down. PGP.

“So, what time did you roll in this morning?” PGP.

“Seeking Motivated Individuals.” PGP.

“I just want to make sure we’re on the same page here.” PGP.