Mass signed birthday cards. PGP.
Automatically laughing at the boss’s jokes for so long that your brain can no longer tell if what he’s saying is actually funny. PGP.
Taking shots…of DayQuil. PGP.
Staying in on the weekend to recover from a cold before Monday. PGP.
“Is that my pen or yours?” -Coworker whose pen it is. PGP.
The shock and glee of noticing a tramp stamp on your female coworker. PGP.
It’s not that I don’t want to donate to the office charity raffle, it’s that I can’t afford to. PGP.
Making the minimum contribution to your 401k. PGP.
The Oregon Duck seeing all his friends at the pond while he’s at the office in that ESPN commercial. PGP.
NyQuil: because Ambien is too expensive. PGP.