Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

The client told me they have “competing priorities.” So basically I am at the bottom of the list. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

Already hating a new job I haven’t even started yet. PGP.