THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on A Dude's Breakdown Of Week 3 Of "The Bachelor" & a big Negative to that! 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP. *runs up to them and vehemently dumps hand sanitizer all over them and their donut* 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP. Sweet! What do you do for an encore? 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Coworkers that audibly eat at their desks. PGP. The dreaded mouth noises! 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on New at the company and didn't know the lock on the end bathroom stall was "faulty." Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP. I laughed SO hard at this one. Tears streamed down my face as I had to show…..EVERYONE. While reading it to them, they couldn’t understand a thing because I’m pretty sure I lost “Temporary ” conciousness! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Seatbelt shirt wrinkles. PGP. In my case, it’s seatbelt hair wrinkles. Dang seatbelt always messes up my coife. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Knowing you're due for your annual act of mischief and debauchery but still dealing with the fallout from last years incident. PGP. Squad goals. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on My company is "encouraging" us to join the Workplace by Facebook and share our lives at work. PGP. Bad idea. * points & laughs* 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Wife ordered me a Romphim. PGP. Shes got your # 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP. Yessssssss! Like a Boss! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Took a vacation and never left the room... so I could catch up on sleep. PGP. Staycations rule! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on A few of my fraternity brothers came to stay with me for a drunk weekend. They brought Coke Zero as a mixer. PGP. Throat punch is a go!!! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP. Shit, was it Adolf Hitler!? Please say you didn’t Sig Heil 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on I wrote an angry email to my district's government representative. PGP. Agreed 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on I wrote an angry email to my district's government representative. PGP. Dilly Dilly!! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Really excited about the new water cooler, you guys. PGP. Alas, a water cooler. A breeding ground for rumors….& late night hookups….whichever comes first. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Starbucks in my office is out of cold brew. PGP. A Starbucks in your office!?!? Was happy just to get a gel pen. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on New at the company and didn't know the lock on the end bathroom stall was "faulty." Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP. You’ve got a stalker. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP. Chris Hansen called looking for you. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
THISDOLLSLIFE 7 years ago on Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP. Install a coin-op in it 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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& a big Negative to that!
*runs up to them and vehemently dumps hand sanitizer all over them and their donut*
Sweet! What do you do for an encore?
The dreaded mouth noises!
I laughed SO hard at this one. Tears streamed down my face as I had to show…..EVERYONE. While reading it to them, they couldn’t understand a thing because I’m pretty sure I lost “Temporary ” conciousness!
In my case, it’s seatbelt hair wrinkles. Dang seatbelt always messes up my coife.
Squad goals.
Bad idea. * points & laughs*
Shes got your #
Yessssssss! Like a Boss!
Staycations rule!
Throat punch is a go!!!
Shit, was it Adolf Hitler!? Please say you didn’t Sig Heil
Agreed
Dilly Dilly!!
Alas, a water cooler. A breeding ground for rumors….& late night hookups….whichever comes first.
A Starbucks in your office!?!?
Was happy just to get a gel pen.
You’ve got a stalker.
Chris Hansen called looking for you.
Install a coin-op in it