Touching base. PGP.

Elevator rides with your boss. PGP.

“How in the Hell is everybody able to afford all of these trips?” PGP.

Wide awake despite an entire day of thinking you’d get to bed early. PGP.

That time of year when people post car temperature photos to Facebook. PGP.

Sitting bitch on the way to lunch. PGP.

When breaking the Tebow-Patriots news to coworkers was the most productive thing you did today. PGP.

Saying “we need it” when discussing rain even though you live in an apartment without a yard. PGP.

“I think I might sign up to take the LSAT.” PGP.

Oversensitive automatic flushers in the office bathroom. PGP.