Hungover naps in the handicap stall. PGP.

I just want to go to a good old fashioned house party. PGP.

I think I can have my credit card paid off in the next two or three months. PGP.

This website is blocked by your server. PGP.

“They have no idea I’m blaring 2 Chainz in my headphones while looking at spreadsheets.” PGP.

“I can forward you to my supervisor if you’d like to speak with him.” PGP.

“What’s your extension again?” PGP.

Clicking the mouse extra hard when someone walks by. PGP.

“Do you think I can expense this?” PGP.

“Outlook is down.” PGP.