The guy two stalls down from me was snoring this morning. PGP.

Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

Leaving your phone headset on after a call is over so you can continue to look occupied. PGP.

Consistently forgetting what day of the week it is because they all just blend together. PGP.

Hungover naps in the handicap stall. PGP.