Throwing away a completely sealed and wilted bag of salad mix. PGP.

“I can probably go one more day without doing dishes.” PGP.

The last minute scramble to make Memorial Day Weekend plans. PGP.

“Yeah, he’s calmed down a lot since college.” PGP.

Never getting used to how awkward you sound on your voicemail. PGP.

“Isn’t it a little early to be drinking this much?” PGP.

Flushing with your foot just to be safe. PGP.

Staring down at your phone to avoid conversation during long elevator rides. PGP.

“At least I worked late enough to miss most of the traffic.” PGP.

“Yeah, I thought about doing the whole law school thing, but…” PGP.