“I could run this company so much better.” PGP.

Waking up early to workout but convincing yourself that sleep would be more beneficial. PGP.

Fuck it, I didn’t really like my hairline anyway. PGP.

Having to delete your internet history. PGP.

“Let me forward you to someone who can help you.” PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

“If someone were to steal my identity they’d be thoroughly disappointed.” PGP.

Your cringeworthy sunburn. PGP.

Suspiciously calling in sick after a 3 day weekend. PGP.

“I’ll be in recovery mode until Thursday, possibly Friday.” PGP.