“Maybe I should join one of those young professional networking deals.” PGP.

“Our top sales people make six figures in their first year.” PGP.

Exchanging business cards with a mutual understanding that neither of you will be able to help each other professionally. PGP.

“If I get netflix, I can cancel my cable and save money.” PGP.

When happy hour only lasts an hour. PGP.

The hangover is no longer worth it. PGP.

I think I’ve had a bottle of wine tonight, but it’s in a box so I can’t tell. PGP.

The deep concentration squint at your computer when the boss passes by your office. PGP.

“I can already tell this is going to be another 60 hour week.” PGP.

Minimizing the web browser whenever you hear footsteps. PGP.