Straight_Commission

Lives in Cody, WY. Yellowstone is beautiful, international tourists are stupid as fuck and my house is a van down by the river. Self proclaimed fantasy football expert. Lives off the motto "beer has food value but food has no beer value". It's science after all.

Member Since 06/05/2013

Applying for jobs you have no fucking chance of getting. PGP.

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Taking out a loan to buy presents. PGP.

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Answering all questions about how much I spent at the bar/beer store to my fianc√©¬†with “Gotta spend money to make money.” PGP.

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Secretary told me “booze” wasn’t an acceptable gift to fill out on Secret Santa cards. PGP.

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Preliminary examination of the left index finger of female clients. PGP.

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Parents bought me a $100 decanter. I filled it with a $15 plastic handle of whiskey. PGP.

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Letting everyone know I mean business.

Eating a salad makes me feel better about myself, even if it is loaded with bacon and chicken and dressing and all sorts of other shit. PGP.

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Mouthing “I have to take this” while pointing down at your phone in the middle of a meeting, then heading down the hallway where you can review the trade offer your buddy just made you in fantasy football. PGP.

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Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.

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