Pepto Bismol

A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.

Member Since 06/07/2013

The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.

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The knock off air freshener smells worse than the shit it’s trying to mask. PGP.

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My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.

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I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

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I’m so tired of sucking in my gut to keep people from knowing I’m gaining weight. PGP.

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The bathroom beside my cube is the “secret one” that everyone comes to take a shit in. PGP.

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Might be…

The most depressing part of my day is knowing that I will never feel as good as I do right now with that first cup of coffee in my hand. PGP.

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It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.

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My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

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