Sweating through your work shirt. PGP.

I have friends that are divorced. PGP.

I just Instagrammed a spreadsheet. PGP.

The “friendly reminder” e-mail from tech support regarding the company’s internet use policy. PGP.

I’m not drinking alone, I have the entire Verizon Wireless Network behind me. PGP.

“Yeah, just send me an email to remind me.” PGP.

Drastically changing the conversation as soon as the boss walks in. PGP.

The piece of shit that made popcorn for an afternoon snack. PGP.

Getting a play-by-play of your coworker’s son’s Little League game without asking. PGP.

Actually knowing your way around the grocery store. PGP.