“I think I have low-T.” PGP.

Having a Snickers bar for lunch. PGP.

When the company orders pizza after you’ve already eaten lunch. PGP.

Not knowing how long that Tupperware container has been in the fridge. PGP.

Finding your roommate on Craigslist. PGP.

Mandatory company issued cell phone holster. PGP.

Coffee heartburn before 8:00am. PGP.

Being slow on the draw to minimize web pages. PGP.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.

Actually drinking eight glasses of water per day, so you can spend more time in the restroom. PGP.