“You see, Bob…it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” PGP.

Girl I used to hook up with in college just had a kid…again. PGP.

Praying the gas you pass doesn’t extend past your cubicle. PGP.

Being asked to stay late because your boss knows you’re single. PGP.

Showing upper management how to use the internet. PGP.

Getting shit for not having any decor in your office. PGP.

“…and a Diet Coke.” PGP.

I think the other burners on my stove are jealous of front-left. PGP.

“Please enter your access code followed by the pound sign” PGP.

Leather computer chair swamp ass. PGP.