The asshole that never replaces the water jug. PGP.

The guy who refuses to set his cell phone to “silent.” PGP.

The crumbs stuck in your keyboard from eating lunch at your desk. PGP.

Yes Pandora, I’m still listening. PGP.

Being proud of a full refrigerator. PGP.

Appreciating that the PGP font size is bigger than TFM. PGP.

I left all my fucks at the office. PGP.

Thirsty Thursday always leading to FML Friday. PGP.

Constantly having to spell your name for people. PGP.

“Sent from iPhone.” PGP.