Feeling productive after clearing everyone’s story on Snapchat. PGP.

Sometimes when I’m feeling adventurous I’ll slip in a “Love you!” right before hanging up with a client. PGP.

Still being hungover from Saturday night at your Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.

My boss is taking everyone in our office to see The Wolf of Wall Street so we can “get an idea of how to cold call.” PGP.

Always being tired regardless of how many hours you sleep. PGP.

Keeping your Facebook for the sole purpose of seeing other people doing worse in life than you. PGP.

Is it just me or are there a ton of really hot chicks on LinkedIn? PGP.

“No, I still don’t want any Advocare products.” PGP.