Spending more time at the office than your own home. PGP.

When a friend has a birthday on a weeknight, and that means you have to booze. PGP.

A phone keeps ringing, but nobody is picking it up. No one knows who the phone belongs to. PGP.

“We should grab coffee sometime.” PGP.

Having the money to go out, but lacking the energy to do so. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Using birthday money to pay student loans. PGP.

Your password must contain a number, a capital letter, a foreign country, and the name of one dead president. PGP.

Purposely answering when telemarketers call, just so you can yell at someone without consequence. PGP.

Awkward office arguments over the Zimmerman verdict. PGP.