Ordering water at the bar to weaken the inevitable hangover. PGP.

The internet is down in our office, and a slow but steady panic is starting to rise. PGP.

Applying for jobs you have no interest in. PGP.

Not giving a single fuck about golf, but acting like you do to fit in. PGP.

I wouldn’t hire me. PGP.

When sleeping in makes you feel dirty. PGP.

Sitting out when the wobble comes on at a wedding. PGP.

That point when you realize your old job really wasn’t that bad. PGP.

Forcing yourself to work out because buying new pants isn’t in your budget right now. PGP.

The realization that video games are too complicated for you now. PGP.