Hearing music from your childhood on classic rock stations. PGP.

The decision between generic or brand name. PGP.

Genuinely excited over a new pair of work socks. PGP.

Saying “Let me check my schedule,” knowing damn well you’re not busy. PGP.

Sitting in the shower. PGP.

Wrapping your coins and taking them to the bank. PGP.

When buying tampons for your wife isn’t embarrassing anymore. PGP.

Learning the hard way not to honk at any retarded drivers near your office because your boss is one of them. PGP.

Thinking “I used to act like that?!” when you see 21 year olds having fun at the bar. PGP.

“Yes sir, absolutely. Decaf or regular?” PGP.