Accidentally hitting “Don’t Save.” PGP.

Leaving the bars before 2:00am so you can beat the traffic. PGP.

Getting the deluxe shells and cheddar because you’re an adult now. PGP.

Monday morning online bank statements that let you know how badly you blew it over the weekend. PGP.

Flight delays in crappy airports. PGP.

Avoiding multiple trips to the car by carrying so many grocery bags that you’re in physical pain. PGP.

Spending a shit ton of time in the vitamin section. PGP.

Changing your password while drunk. PGP.

Air conditioner battles with coworkers. PGP.

Started my diet this morning, but the company catered Olive Garden for lunch. PGP.