Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.
“Would you mind coming in early tomorrow?” PGP.
All the blame and none of the credit. PGP.
Constantly finding yourself in lose-lose situations. PGP.
Saying you’re “looking forward to working together” to someone you despise. PGP.
Knowing the end of one cold streak probably just means the start of another. PGP.
It smells like a dead rat in our office, because a rat died in the vents and they haven’t dealt with it yet. PGP.
The strange sensation of doing something you enjoy. PGP.
The guy who doesn’t even pretend to care about making eye contact in the hallway. PGP.
Took a day off to play golf then there was an unpredicted thunderstorm. PGP.