Dripping your Chipotle burrito on your white shirt. PGP.

Getting into arguments with the copy machine. PGP.

Checking any remotely attractive coworker’s desk for family photos when starting a new job. PGP.

Customizing your “Sent from my iPhone” tagline. PGP.

Went to the doctor for back pain, left with wallet pain. PGP.

Not wearing pants to a Skype interview. PGP.

Monitor envy. PGP.

Living vicariously through the Travel Channel because you’re too broke to go anywhere. PGP.

Remembering when you thought to yourself “I’ll never work in a cubicle.” PGP.

“I’ll stop by, but I can’t stay too late.” PGP.