Only 45 more years. #PGP
Accidentally slept with the boss’s daughter’s best friend. Somehow he heard about it. #PGP
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.
Living off a steady diet of microwaveable meals and beer. PGP.
I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.
Everyone is working from home today. I didn’t get the memo. PGP.
Being certified in everything, but knowing less than Jon Snow. PGP.
I reuse paper plates. PGP.