Three years and four apartments after graduation and I still don’t have a bed frame. PGP.

Getting connected with an ex on Tinder. PGP.

“Please remain on the line, a representative will be on the line with you shortly. Your call is very important to us.” PGP.

Went to the doctor for back pain, left with wallet pain. PGP.

Sitting at your desk until everyone leaves so you can use that as an excuse to leave early the rest of the week. PGP.

Highly considering seducing your boss to keep your job. PGP.

Being afraid to take a vacation because they’ll realize how little you actually do. PGP.