That awkward moment when the person that was destroying the toilet in the stall next to you walks out at the same time. PGP.

“I should probably start going to church.” PGP.

Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.

“It’s a great networking opportunity.” PGP.

The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

Only getting $10 of gas because you’re so close to the next credit card billing period. PGP.

When your boss comments “You need to drink more water” at the urinal. PGP.

Quickly realizing that toilet paper is something you should spend a little extra on. PGP.

Orange juice and Red Bull: the working man’s mimosa. PGP.

Who the fuck stole the newspaper from the break room? PGP.