Those bullshit inspirational quotes after coworkers’ email signatures. PGP.

The realization that every other lane is traveling faster than yours…until you switch lanes. PGP.

Forced conversations about the weather in the elevator. PGP.

No, I will not give you an extra Candy Crush life. PGP.

The sickening feeling you get from the sight of the “low fuel” light in your car. PGP.

Constantly losing pens. PGP.

When your inbox is a total shit storm after taking Friday off. PGP.

Heartburn stemming from a Lean Cuisine. PGP.

The alarming realization that you might need glasses. PGP.

The highly coveted handicap stall. PGP.