Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.
Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.
My flight for work takes off five minutes before the USA game starts. PGP.
Drunkenly ironing a shirt in a hotel room. PGP.
I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.
When your manager reschedules your 1-on-1 to Friday at 4pm. PGP.
Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.
Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.
Conference call waiting music being stuck in my head could be what finally causes me to snap. PGP.
Canceling a date because of a hangover. PGP.