Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

My flight for work takes off five minutes before the USA game starts. PGP.

Drunkenly ironing a shirt in a hotel room. PGP.

I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.

When your manager reschedules your 1-on-1 to Friday at 4pm. PGP.

Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

Conference call waiting music being stuck in my head could be what finally causes me to snap. PGP.

Canceling a date because of a hangover. PGP.