Forgetting your work number when leaving a voicemail to a client. PGP.

Never having any questions or concerns. PGP.

That asshole coworker that loves to reenact the GEICO hump day camel commercial. PGP.

The highly coveted handicap stall. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

Searching for an empty parking lot to eat your lunch in. PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

I’ll start working out again on Monday. PGP.