Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.
Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.
Just opened Instagram and instinctively started swiping right. PGP.
I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.
Buying everyone donuts so they’ll think that was the reason you were late. PGP.
Legitimately thinking less of people who drink decaf. PGP.
Conference call waiting music being stuck in my head could be what finally causes me to snap. PGP.
Even though it sounds like Fallout Boy is singing it, still gives me all the patriotic feels.
Canceling a date because of a hangover. PGP.