Getting yelled at for not responding to an email your boss forgot to send in the first place. PGP.

Having to fake laugh at a chain email an older coworker includes you on. PGP.

Working out during lunch, then sweating for the next five hours. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

Still taking laundry home for “Easter break.” PGP.

Spending the last half hour at work deciding what fast food you’re grabbing on the way home. PGP.

The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.

Staying well hydrated so you can act like you just had to pee when all the stalls are taken. PGP.

Wanting so badly to put “I’m on vacation, fuck off” as your out of office reply. PGP.