1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

Getting your password wrong four times because you have the shakes from the weekend.

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.

Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP