Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

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Girls With A Lot Of Guy Friends Get Laid More

Getting caught liking boner-related articles on Facebook. PGP.

Post Grad Problems
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The Rise Of The Bulge

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Everyone Is Quitting Their Jobs Again!

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You Really Are Just Like Harry And Lloyd

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The Evolution Of Your Halloween Costume

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This Is What Happens When A Woman Walks Around NYC For 10 Hours

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8 Easy Halloween Costume Ideas For Any Postgrad On A Budget

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Hey Girl, That Gigantic Engagement Ring Means You’re Getting Divorced

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Why The Selfie Needs To Go