Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

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The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

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Actually listening to NPR instead of just telling people you do. PGP.

Post Grad Problems