Our office manager started buying cheaper pens. I’m unreasonably upset by this. PGP.

Feeling like a has-been in your trivia league. PGP.

Putting more effort and creativity into PGP submissions than my actual work. PGP.

My “Rainy Day Fund” is an uncashed scratch-off lottery ticket. PGP.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.