Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

Being able to gauge how long you’ve been in the bathroom by how much sensation you have left in your legs. #PGP

Post Grad Problems

New office policies clearly being directed toward you. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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I Shit My Pants On Friday

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