Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

The riskiest thing I’ve done all week is download software without IT’s permission. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

If a girl says she’s “literally” doing anything, everything’s probably fine.

How To Save A Woman Who “Can’t” And Is “Dying”

Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from divorced co-workers.

Post Grad Problems

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

Post Grad Problems

What I Assume Postgrad Life Was Like In The ’90s

The 5 Hottest Disney Princesses

NYC Woman Runs The New York Half Marathon And Takes Hilarious Selfies With Different Guys For Every Mile

How To Convince People You Actually Used To Be In Good Shape

Brian Hull is the latest member of the “Let It Go” parody viral video club. The Oscar-winning song from “Frozen” has gone Gangnam Style on the internet and everyone’s putting their own spin on it. I was done with Gangnam Style after about two days, but I can get on board with this kind of market saturation.

Guy Belts Out “Let It Go” As 21 Different Famous Disney Characters

Returning from a week of vacation and realizing no one noticed you were gone.

Post Grad Problems