Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?
Poor guy. I think I’ll have the same reaction when I find out I’m having daughters. “I don’t want another girl! That’s too much!” Get over it, kid. Wait until college, when knowing what makes women tick will pay its dividends.