Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

Post Grad Problems

The 2014 Rec League Softball Mock Draft

Poor guy. I think I’ll have the same reaction when I find out I’m having daughters. “I don’t want another girl! That’s too much!” Get over it, kid. Wait until college, when knowing what makes women tick will pay its dividends.

Little Boy’s World Comes Crashing Down When He Realizes He’s Getting A Third Sister

The 30 Worst Insults You’ll Hear In Your 20s

I can only imagine what he did to his toilet two hours later.

Celebrate Taco Bell’s New Breakfast Menu By Watching This Guy Eat 18 Waffle Tacos

It makes everything better.

Mike Tyson’s Greatest Knockouts With Street Fighter Sounds

15 Iconic Movie Quotes To Live By

Did not see that coming.

This “House Of Cards”/”Game Of Thrones” Mashup Is An Ad For…Quiznos?

Now In NYC: Cupcake ATMs

Party Like It’s 1997: There’s A Spice Girls/Backstreet Boys Reunion In The Works