See attached department goal list, please add 3 personal goals to this list and upload them to the group document by the end of the week #PGP

Taking sodas home from the break room only to use as chasers. PGP.

The office printer just got moved 50ft down the hall. Looks like I have a spring break weight loss plan after all. #PGP

Going from getting pretty girls drunk to drinking ugly girls pretty. PGP.

Seeing a cute girl at the gym and pretending to finish a set using the 90 lb free weights.

The first day back at work from vacation is more painful than running a marathon while giving birth.

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP