Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

Only needing to reserve the conference room for Skype interviews with other companies. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Look At Everyone’s Childhood Go Up In Flames After The Undertaker Loses At Wrestlemania

HADOUKEN!

Here Are Televangelists Beating The Shit Out Of People Set To Street Fighter Sounds

We Might Have Found The Greatest Snapchatter Alive

Getting my passport now.

This Country Really Needs Babies, Airs Pornographic Commercials, Bribes Young People With Free Vacations And Expensive Presents

Walked a 5K. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Deterioration Of Your Attire Throughout The Work Week

11 Things You Probably Don’t Know About “Game Of Thrones”

6 Reasons Why New York Is Vastly Superior To Los Angeles