Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

I’m writing the code for the program that will automate my job. What is job security?

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Broadway Cast Of “The Lion King” Breaks Into “Circle Of Life” On Airplane

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25 Things I Learned Before Turning 25

Your Saturday night pregame consisting of slowly drank beers and Property Brothers. #PGP

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7 More Trends From The ’90s That Deserve A Comeback

The tone deaf land whale in the next cubicle has been singing oldies all… day… long.

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“A one night stand from college just added me to LinkedIn and daily checks out my profile… how did he figure out my last name?” PGP

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Drunkenly telling your coworker you want to fuck them during a work trip #PGP

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