Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

My school won the national championship last night. I’m sitting in my cubicle hungover watching campus celebration videos. PGP.

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Assuming that one day of bringing your lunch makes up for a month of fast food. PGP.

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Moving the Snapchat text area to strategically block out your double chin. PGP.

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Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.

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