Jack and Diet Abramoff

Graduated from a good, not great, state school and now working in lobbying in Washington, D.C. I help to make sure money plays a part in politics.

Member Since 11/07/2013

Opened a new Chrome tab while hooked up to the projector. All the new hires saw my most visited website was my gambling site. PGP.

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I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.

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The Sunday lineup. PGP.

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“You have three new endorsements!” Oh, fuck. PGP.

Switched from a windsor to a four-in-hand tie knot today. Things are getting pretty wild. PGP.

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1: “I bought them the cheapest thing on their registry. A frother.” 2: “What the fuck is a frother?” 1: “I don’t know.” PGP.

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I just got guilted into signing a birthday card for a woman who is a huge bitch to me. PGP.

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The office 10 is an everywhere else 6. PGP.

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My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

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Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

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