Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

There are few things in life I hate more than being introduced to new coworkers from other departments. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Sometimes, you just lose it.

This 13-Minute Video Of People Freaking Out At Work Perfectly Sums Up Mondays

How Not To Network

5 Uber Services That Should Exist

The Best Vine Of All Time Has Been Unearthed

Gross.

Here’s A Guy Who Tried Eating 100 Peeps

Historically Accurate American Girl Dolls

A Nicolas Cage Reaction Guide To The Weekend

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

Post Grad Problems