Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

22 Ways to Emasculate Men Without Really Trying

The Path To Becoming Socially Jaded

Happy F**king Birthday: The Cubicle Turns 50 Today

How To Trick A Guy Into Becoming Your Boyfriend

A Peek Inside A Single Guy’s Brain

4 Proven Ways To Get Girls To Go Home With You

5 Occasions When It’s Perfectly Okay To Get Wasted In Your 20s

DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! But seriously, what’s with the dude who was sad? (SPOILERS)

Watch The Sheer Joy On People’s Faces As They React To The “Purple Wedding”

Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The looks of pity you get when someone catches you making a PB&J in the kitchen. PGP.

Post Grad Problems