Mary Swanson

Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?

Member Since 01/14/2014

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Microwaving toast. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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Say my name.

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