My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.
Sitting down in the shower. PGP.
Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.
Microwaving toast. PGP.
Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.
Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.
Truly the best there ever was.
Jimmy Fallon the best.
Say my name.