WolfofWallStreet

Working stock research sales. Trying to become the next billionaire hedge fund manager. Ex-IFC Pres of a Pac 12 school. Enjoys beaches, golf, sunshine, happy hours, and his wife.

Member Since 08/07/2013

Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Wife won’t let me buy a recliner. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My college girlfriend telling me, “You don’t have fun anymore”. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I shit more in one day than I did a week in college. PGP.

Post Grad Problems
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Lunch.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Today I was told not to make eye contact with a client. PGP.

Post Grad Problems
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When Ross Bolen and a Game Advisor from GameStop are the “People You Might Know” on LinkedIn. #PGP